A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”
I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”
I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”
…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.
- Elliott Alexzander
this week my home town weekly paper has a photo i took of all of my favorite porn-makin friends in the East Bay. i can’t even tell you how proud i am of all these babes making it happen. (betty blac, kitty stryker, ramses rodstein, jolene parton, joey minx, chelsea poe, and james darling)
Way to go Oakland!
We’re super excited to have partnered with Fucking Sculptures, an independent Berkley company that makes breathtaking glass dildos.And we’re DOUBLE excited because we have two free dildos to give away to you, our awesome internet friends.Here are the two toys we’re giving away:
"Since each piece is carefully handmade, we can truly focus on the shape and subtle curve of every twist and bump, intent on the end result- beauty and pleasure."
We just wanted to remind everyone that you can still get 25% off for the month of March with coupon code Birthday25.
Visit our website today and pick out the glass dildo of your dreams: www.fuckingsculptures.com because we all dream about dildos, right?
And remember, we’re on spring break right now, so any orders received for the rest of the month will not be processed until April. Discount now, dildo later!
It’s my birthday, so here’s a kitty cupcake. Yay!